Dec 21, 2010

Misplaced Garbage

One man dumps his garbage on another man’s place. The second man gets his revenge.
I'll quote the guy: "So, I work at a grocery store. Occasionally people dump their trash (boxes, clothes, mattresses..) behind our store, expecting us to clean up after them.


A couple days ago I notice a HUGE 55" TV box stuffed with dirty old air filters, and various other electronics boxes. I think, "What an asshole!" and go back to work. About a minute later it hits me... did I see an address label? There is absolutely no way someone is that stupid.


So I go back out to examine the boxes. Oh dear jesus, there's an address label. Then I realize, this guy is clearly missing his boxes, and what a better way to celebrate the holidays than to return them to him!


So me and a couple friends piled the boxes in my tiny-ass car (that's just the big one and the air filters)




And we wrapped


And wrapped


And filled out a nice card


And ended up with this


We jammed everything back in the clown car and drove. And drove. And after we got there, this is what we put on his front lawn:
I wish I could have seen his reaction. Hopefully he'll learn to at least take the address labels off of this boxes."